Friday, 31 March 2017

My top 10 Blondie songs




We get to see Blondie on Tuesday.

Here are my favourite 10 Blondie songs. The list is dominated, not surprisingly, by some from Parallel Lines (4) and Eat to the Beat (5)

An idea of the quality might some some of the songs that missed out: Picture This; Sunday Girl (I contemplated including the French version); Call Me; The Tide is High; and Maria.

Originally getting their break as one of the bands coming out of New York in the mid 1970s, Blondie always liked to try different styles.

Their first hit anywhere was 'In the Flesh' which went to #2 after Molly Meldrum played it on Countdown, The song was the B side to 'X Offender'. The are questions whether Molly accidentally played it, although with Molly's ear for a hit he probably realised it was much more likely to be a hit than the A side.

My favourite Blondie songs are when they mix rock & dance, and nobody does it as well as they did. And for that another Australian, there producer Mike Chapman deserves much of the credit.

#1 - Atomic 

1980 - Eat to the Beat - (Deborah Harry & Jimmy Destri) - US #39; UK #1; Australia #12

Billy Bragg says that whenever a Musicologist asks him what his songs are about, he says 'shagging'. And when they ask 'even Between the Wars?' he replies 'yes, even Between the Wars'.

So much of rock is about having sex and this is the best rock/pop about having sex.

The song fits brilliantly into the Trainspotting sex when Mark & Diane; Tommy & Lizzie and Spud Gail are having sex, or almost had sex in Spud & Gail's case (although the film makers couldn't get the rights to the Blondie version and instead used a cover by Sleeper).

#2 - Heart of Glass

1979 - Parallel Lines - (Deborah Harry & Chris Stein) - US #1; UK #1; Australia #1

Right from the get to this is a great song. The mix of rock and disco is simply fantastic. Thankfully it wasn't recorded in a reggae style as originally planned.

#3 - The Hardest Part

1980 - Eat to the Beat - (Deborah Harry & Chris Stein) - US #84

Only released as a single in the US (Union City Blue was released as a single elsewhere).

It tells the story of an armored car robbery. Again a fantastic mix of rock with a dance beat. Should have been a big hit.

#4 - Rapture

1981 - Autoamerican - (Deborah Harry & Chris Stein) -  US #1; UK #5; Australia #5

Famous for being the #1 to have some rap it. The rap part of Rapture is pretty ordinary in my opinion, However the rest of the song is fantastic.

It is an example of how the band varied with different musical styles.

#5 - Union City Blue

1979 - Eat to the Beat - (Deborah Harrison & Nigel Harrison) - UK #13

Released as the second single from Eat to the Beat, everywhere apart from the US (where The Hardest Part was released).

Apparently Debbie wrote the song after having a part in the Union City.

#6 - Slow Motion

Not released as a single - Eat to the Beat - (Laura Davis & Jimmy Destri)

Apparently this was going to the be the 4th single released from Eat to the Beat, but the plan was shelved when 'Call Me' from the movie 'American Gigolo' became a hit.

One of Blondie's favourite musical styles was the all girl pop band style, This is their best song in that style.

#7 - 11:59

Not released as a single - Parallel Lines - (Jimmy Destri)

For a long time was my favourite song on Parallel Lines. Would have made a good single, however that album was crammed full of great singles. Debbie's voice sounds out of control, which fits in beautifully with the song.

#8 - Hanging on the Telephone

1978 - Parallel Lines - (Jack Lee) - UK #5;  Australia #39

The 4th single from Parallel Lines (their were six singles released from that one album)

A cover of a song by The Nerves

#9 - Will Anything Happen

Not released as a single - Parallel Lines - (Jack Lee)

I don't know anything about the song. As close to their punk roots as Blondie got on Parallel Lines.

# 10 - Dreaming

1980 - Eat to the Beat - (Deborah Harry & Chris Stein) - US #27; UK #2; Australia #53

The first single released from Eat to the Beat. Much poppier than anything on Parallel Lines.

This is the Blondie song used in Trainspotting 2.












Thursday, 9 March 2017

Rugby League Rules I'd like to Change

In the 1985 Grand Final the Bulldogs put up 5 consecutive bombs and tackled a St George Dragons (ahhh I remember them) player in the in goal area. This resulted in 5 consecutive goal line drop outs. The Dragons only got the ball back by successfully tying a short drop out.

The following are some rules Rugby League rules I'd like to change. The first, third, fourth and fifth points mentioned are the rules I'd like most to change.

Penalise players who use lead with their heads into tackles - If you get a tackle wrong and your bicep hits an opposition player in the head you can get penalised, put on report or even sent off. However if you get a tackle really wrong and you smash your head into theirs you don't get penalised. In fact in a lot of cased you get the ball back when the opposition player knocks on and have the opposition down to 16 players. Some players just don't seem to care if they make contact with their head (eg Josh Miller) and some players seem to do it deliberately (I'm looking at you Nate Myles and yes, even my beloved James Graham). If you penalise them for it, it would stop it quick smart. And the game needs to get serious about concussions. I don't mean to penalise those situations where an attacking player makes a sudden switch and a defender has no chance to make a correction. This is what I want to stop.

Bring back the send off rule - Oh it's still on the books apparently. Well use it occasionally then.

Put players in the Sin Bin who are put on report - Players are put in the Bin for for professional fouls but not dirty play, which is just ridiculous. If a player is put on report they should should be sent to the Bin, If the video ref thinks they don't have a case to answer they can come straight back on. Othwerwise it's a 5 minute time out. Indeed I'd even consider that if the video ref thinks it warrants it, that the offending player is not allowed back on after the 5 minutes, but that his team can go back to having 13 players.

Replacing players injured because of foul play - Teams should be allowed to carry extra reserves on the bench. If a player is injured because of foul play and can't continue, a replacement reserve is allowed. My views on the previous 3 points are well summed up by this incident involving Tyson Frizell & Tim Browne

Getting rid of golden point - Who was the bright spark who bought this in? Nobody was calling for it. There are very few draws each season and when they do occur they are entertaining. They definitely shouldn't be used in semi finals or grand finals (at least until an extra 10 minutes has been played). I'm not sure if this rule was changed after the Broncos vs Cowboys grand final. It should have been changed after the Broncos vs Dragons semi final a few years before that.

Get rid of the 40/20 - yes I know that this brings about attacking opportunities, but teams shouldn't be stuck in their own 40 on the last tackle. And why if you support this rule is is only 40/10 and not 50/10 or 30/30 or 20/40. Rugby League is a running game, If I wanted to watch a game with teams kicking away possession I'd watch Rugby Yawn-a-thon.

Get rid of the 7 tackle rule for kicks that have gone dead, when the kick came from inside the attacking 20 - The idea of the rule was good. Teams were banging from around the halfway line (I think the practice was started by that miserable Jamie Soward). They didn't mind giving a 20 metre restart as they could set a good defensive line. However no teams means to kick when inside the opposition 20.

Get rid of 7 tackles when missing a field goal - introduced when the rule above was introduced. Ridiculous that 7 tackles can be given when a team misses a field goal late in a game, although this rule has worked in the Bulldogs favour a number of times.

Tries for bombs can not be scored where ball comes off an attacking player and hits the ground - I hate those tries where the bomb goes up, it's tapped back and hits the ground, there is a scramble and a try is scored. If the ball is batted back to a team mate who catches it before it hits the ground, all well & good.

If a kickoff goes out on the full, the penalty from half way has to be a tap (eg no kick for goal or kicking for touch) - This is already a big enough penalty without tacking on 30 more metres (I'd be tempted to say the same for kicks kick offs that don't go 10 metres, but would want to make sure this rule didn't lead to a surge in short kick offs).

Don't penalise teams the non-kickoff team who touches a ball that hasn't gone 10 metres from the kickoff - I hate those short kick offs that just dribble over the 10 metre line and the defensive team can't make a play for the ball until it gets to the 10 metre line. It's a stupid rule.

Get rid of the 6 again rule - I hate when a team puts in a terrible squib kick on the 6th tackle and gets rewarded with 6 again when the defending team can't cleanly regather. Also 6 again on the first tackle gives the attacking team no real benefit and yet if it occurs on the first tackle there is a massive benefit. The way around this is to give an extra 3 tackles (eg you would get 9 tackles).

Following a knock on when the opposition regather the ball it is open slather and if it doesn't work out they get the ball back - I think that was used in the Nines and might be used in the UK. It would encourage the team regathering the ball to play some entertaining football knowing if it doesn't pan out that they will still retain possession.

Reversing penalties - Braith Anasta holds down David Fa'alago for too long. Fa'alago punches Anasta in the head and gets 10 in the Bin, Fa'alago gets the penalty. As Anasta says to the ref 'You're off your head!'. When the secondary offence is so much more severe than the original penalty, it should be reversed (also how wasn't Fa'alago sent off). Also I'd reverse penalties for players who throw the ball at other players or mockingly pat them etc (unless the person doing the mocking is Mick Ennis).

Don't test for marijuana - It's not a performance enhancer. If I was a club CEO and one of players was using it I'd be concerned, but a player shouldn't be suspended because of it.

Stop banning players for non-violent indescretions - The Todd Carney bubbler incident might leave a bitter taste in your mouth, but you shouldn't be able to sack a player over such an incident.

Parramatta and St George to have criminally inept leadership - Ok. This one has been taken care of.

A rule I would have introduced but is now to late to do so: Send of for shoulder charges that are high and with steep suspensions - It's too late to do it now because the shoulder charge is banned, I wouldn't have gone this far. Some players were brilliant at using the shoulder charge (SBW) and other smaller players (Chis Sandow) could never hit a player in the head with it. But I fear that changing this rule would lead to law suits.





Friday, 20 January 2017

Greetings to the New Brunette/The Mercy Seat

The following passage struck me in this John Pilger article.

A few years ago, Terry Eagleton, then professor of English literature at Manchester University, reckoned that "for the first time in two centuries, there is no eminent British poet, playwright or novelist prepared to question the foundations of the western way of life".
No Shelley speaks for the poor, no Blake for utopian dreams, no Byron damns the corruption of the ruling class, no Thomas Carlyle and John Ruskin reveal the moral disaster of capitalism. William Morris, Oscar Wilde, HG Wells, George Bernard Shaw have no equivalents today. Harold Pinter was the last to raise his voice. Among today's insistent voices of consumer-feminism, none echoes Virginia Woolf, who described "the arts of dominating other people... of ruling, of killing, of acquiring land and capital".

I'll be honest, I don't read anywhere near enough to make a judgment on that. However it did make me think that we just limit ourselves to poets, playwrights and novelists we exclude the dissenting voices of film makers such as Ken Loach and song writers like the Bard of  Barking, Billy Bragg.

We're only 3 months on from a songwriter, Bob Dylan, winning the Nobel Prize in Literature. It seems a little elitist to exclude practitioners of other art forms from the voice of great dissenters. Although as Billy acknowledges in Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards


Anyway that's a long winded introduction to my take on what I consider to be the best rock/pop song ever written.

It came down to two choices. The first is the Bard's Greetings to the New Brunette 

The song is written from the point of a young man singing to his girlfriend, a couple who just seem to be drifting along on the fringes of society. It's hard to mix humour into a rock/pop song, but this delivers in spades.

One of Billy's great writing techniques is how he can take a well known phrase and puts his own twist on it:

  • I've made passes at women of all classes (Sexuality)
  • I am the milkman if human kindness/I will leave an extra pint (Milkman of Human Kindness)
  • I never made the first team/I just made the first team laugh (The Saturday Boy)
And in Greetings to the New Brunette, Billy gives us an absolute beauty:
The song is filled with memorable quotes:
  • Shirley, it's quite exciting to be sleeping here in this new room
    Shirley, you're my reason to get out of bed before noon
  • Politics and pregnancy
    Are debated as we empty our glasses
    And how I love those evening classes
The song end with the line
  • Shirley/Give my greetings to the new brunette 
repeated over and over. What does it mean? Have the singer and Shirley broken up? 

The song is lifted by the guitar playing of the great Johnny Marr and Kirsty MacColl adds backing vocals.

A beautiful song about 2 people in love who are struggling through life, with a whole host of wonderful lines.

However if there can only be one winner, then it is Nick Cave's, The Mercy Seat.

In '20,000 Days' Nick talks about how some of his experiences with religion. He recalls how we would go to church in the morning and then score from the dealers afterwards. He continued that thought he was balancing out some good with some bad until 'I mean it was mad. When I met Susie, she was like you're doing something really dangerous here...and life threatening, you know I want you vow to me that you'll never go to church again'.

The song tells the story of a man on death row. The song brilliantly mixes religion into the story. 

I hear stories from the chamber
How Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
Died upon the cross
And might I say, it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told

It's really nothing short of brilliant. The mixing of religion into the story adding in the irony of a carpenter dying on a wooden cross. It's a fantastic example of gallows humour, and where more fitting to have this than on death row.

The religious connections continue as the plight of the condemned man is further linked to Christ.

In Heaven His throne is made of gold
The ark of his Testament is stowed
A throne from which I'm told
All history does unfold.
Down here it's made of wood and wire
And my body is on fire
And God is never far away.

In '20,000 Days' Nick talks about how much more brutal he is now in the editing process in shortening songs. Thank goodness that The Mercy Seat wasn't shortened as it ends with the same chorus repeated 7 teams but with some subtle and important changes, and this really adds to the song. 

4 times the story teller informs us:

And I'm not afraid to die

However in the last 2 versions this is changed to:
  • But I'm not afraid to lie
  • But I'm afraid I told a lie
I don't support the death penalty. Leaving aside the moral conundrum of whether it's ok to take another human life, I think we have seen enough problems in our (the Australian, British & US) legal system to know that way too many innocent people have been found guilty of murder. The advent of DNA teats has led to the release of scores of innocent people and has really shone a light on how unreliable eyewitness testimony can be.

Then of course there is the problem of police bias/judicial bias against different ethnic groups resulting in far too many incorrect verdicts.

When the storyteller tells us:

And anyway, there was no proof
And nor a motive why

We are confronted with the prospect that is an innocent man about to be executed?

Then again later he tells us: 

And anyway I told the truth
But I'm not afraid to lie

Oh so storyteller is telling us even though is telling us he is innocent that he would be prepared to lie. And when facing the death penalty, how many people would tell the truth?

The song ends with:

And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie

This is brilliantly contradictory and ambiguous. What has he lied about? That he's not afraid to die? In some sort of confession? In his claims of being innocent? 

A fantastic end to a great song on such an important issue.

The video.

The lyrics

It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And I'll say it again
I.. am.. not.. afraid.. to.. die.

I began to warm and chill
To objects and their fields,
A ragged cup, a twisted mop
The face of Jesus in my soup
Those sinister dinner deals
The meal trolley's wicked wheels
A hooked bone rising from my food
All things either good or ungood.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

Interpret signs and catalogue
A blackened tooth, a scarlet fog.
The walls are bad. Black. Bottom kind.
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath gathering at my hind

I hear stories from the chamber
How Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
Died upon the cross
And might I say, it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told

Like my good hand
tattooed E.V.I.L. across it's brother's fist
That filthy five! They did nothing to challenge or resist.

In Heaven His throne is made of gold
The ark of his Testament is stowed
A throne from which I'm told
All history does unfold.
Down here it's made of wood and wire
And my body is on fire
And God is never far away.

Into the mercy seat I climb
My head is shaved, my head is wired
And like a moth that tries
To enter the bright eye
So I go shuffling out of life
Just to hide in death awhile
And anyway I never lied.

My kill-hand is called E.V.I.L.
Wears a wedding band that's G.O.O.D.
'Tis a long-suffering shackle
Collaring all that devil blood.

And the mercy seat is a-burning
And I think my head is flowing
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this weighing up of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway, there was no proof
And nor a motive why.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A life for a life
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway there was no proof
And I'm not afraid to die.

Now the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is smoking
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all these looks of disbelief.
A eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A eye for a eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm not afraid to lie.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie.



Sunday, 15 January 2017

An Expanded Football World Cup

FIFA recently announced that the World Cup in 2026 would be expanded to 48 teams. The decision was far from being warmly received. One concern, that the format for 48 teams will not be as good as the format for 32 teams is entirely valid. However my view is that the benefits of having more teams competing more than makes up for this. There is also concern that the move to 48 teams is political and is about shoring up the support of the FIFA President Gianni Infantino (which could be true) and there was a lack of consultation.

Increasing the number of participants of any World Cup is a good idea, something the ICC should take note of.

I think much of the criticism comes because football don't like or trust of FIFA, which is perfectly understandable. The fact that the structure of FIFA is basically unchanged after all we have learnt about corruption in FIFA is remarkable and very disappointing. The extent of how much FIFA is on the nose is that the movie, United Passions, that FIFA financed about it's history was the lowest grossing movie in US history and could not find a distributor in the UK, Germany and Brazil and went straight to DVD in France (and these are, of course, nations that love football).

The presidents of the German FA and the Spanish League have come out strongly against the move.

The European Club Association who represent about 220 of the major clubs in Europe are against it. However a lot of football fans regard them about as highly as they do FIFA.

Former Socceroos captain Paul Wade is against because it will dilute the quality of the World Cup. This is the same Paul Wade whose 340 game club career was spent in Australia, when any half decent player was heading overseas. Wade also marked Diego Maradona when Australia played Argentina in qualifiers for the 1994 World Cup. It's hard to imagine anything diluting the quality of a World Cup more than of having Paul Wade play at a World Cup at the expense of Diego Maradona.

Having more games between 'big' teams and 'small' teams might lead to more one sided games. However it will also lead to more of this:



FIFA Now is the organisation which has really been at the forefront of trying to overhaul how FIFA is run and structured, does not support the plan. There 3 objections are that:


  • It will dilute the quality of the tournament and therefore the enjoyment of fans;
  • It will make a mockery of the qualification process; and
  • That it is a money and power grab
Re the last point. I assume that Infantino's plan will be very popular with the African, Asian, North American & possible Oceania confederations. That could be a sign that something is fishy. However it could also be because it is a good plan. And getting more money for TV rights and the extra games is not in itself a bad thing, indeed I would say it is a good thing.

Regarding their other points. Yes qualification will be easier but I strongly disagree it will make a mockery of qualification. At the 2014 World Cup, Europe had 13 spots. UEFA has 55 members. In a 48 team World Cup both Africa & Asia will probably get somewhere around 9 spots. The Confederation of African Football has 56 members and the Asian Football Confederation has 47 members. So in percentage terms it will still be harder to qualify from Africa & Asia in a 48 team tournament than it was from Europe in a 32 team tournament. Also the European Championships have just been expanded to 24 teams and the Netherlands (semi finalists at the previous World Cup) didn't qualify, so qualification is still wouldn't be guaranteed.

Regarding reducing the enjoyment of fans. Will it reduce the enjoyment of the fans from the extra 16 countries that make the World Cup? Also the format will lead to the introduction of an extra knockout round. In terms of watching a round robin game or a knock out game I know what I would prefer. Plus there will be an extra 16 games, something football fans might enjoy.

The format proposed is for 16 groups of 3. The top 2 qualify for the knockout stage. Then there is a knockout stage for these 32 teams. This will lead to an extra 16 matches compared to the 32 team model (the number of group games is unchanged, the extra 16 games being the extra round of knockout games). 

This model keeps the maximum number of games per team as 7 and apparently the tournament can be scheduled in the same period (with more games per day).

Other models were considered. There was a proposal where of the 48 qualifiers, 16 of them would go straight into the groups. Then the other 32 teams would have 16 knockout qualifying games. This was simply a horrendous proposal which rightly derided. Not only would it increase the the length of the tournament, playing one game was hardly a fair reward for the efforts of players from 16 teams as well not being much of a reward for the fans of those countries.

It has been suggested only having the top team from each group qualify and then have a knockout with 16 teams. This would keep mean the number of matches didn't change, I see some problems with this proposal. The first is if the team who played in the first 2 games won both of their matches. This would make the last game of the group a meaningless match. The other problem is that it gives a massive advantage to the teams playing in the last game. Lets say Germany beat Australia 2-0 in the first game, Then Germany draws 1-1 with Ghana in the next game, In the last game between Australia and Ghana, Australia has nothing to play for and Ghana knows exactly what result they need to qualify.

I think a better schedule would be 12 groups of 4 where the top 2 teams go through plus the 8 best 3rd placed teams, Then have a knockout of these 32 teams, Essentially it is a doubling of the schedule used in the 24 team tournaments from 1990 to 1998. However it does come back with one big downside which probably eliminates as a possibility and that is the length of the tournament. Not only would it increase the maximum number of games a team plays from 7 to 8, it would increase the number of games by 40. Even if you increased the number of games per day at the group stage so that this part of the tournament didn't take longer, the extra 16 games at the first knockout stage would add at least 4 days to the tournament (and probably a bit longer than that).

One of the shortfalls of the proposed plan is that it does increase the size of collusion. Lets say Germany and Australia draw the first game 1-1. Then Germany draws 1-1 with Ghana. It means the winner of Australia vs Ghana would qualify whilst the loser gets knocked out. However a 2-2 draw would put both teams through, There would be a temptation to arrange a 2-2 draw. Is that really that fanciful an idea?

Another possibility is Australia beats Germany 2-0 (it's possible!) and then Germany beats Ghana 3-2. Ghana takes an early 1-0 lead vs Australia in the last game. At that stage both Australia and Ghana would qualify. Ghana knows if Australia equalise then Ghana will be knocked out. Australia knows if Ghana scores 2 more goals then Australia will be knocked out. Ghana and Australia then go on to produce a game whether neither teams appears to be trying and the games finishes 1-0. Both Australia and Ghana qualify and Germany go homes feeling mightily aggrieved. Couldn't happen? In the section below read about the 1982 World Cup game between West Germany and Austria.

FIFA's plan to get around this is to eliminate draws by having penalty shootouts for every game, I'm not sure this totally eliminates the problems spoken about. In the case of Germany drawing 1-1 with Australia and then Ghana. Lets say Australia beat Germany in a penalty shootout and Germany beat Ghana on penalties. Then a 2-2 draw between Australia and Ghana where Ghana wins the penalty shootout still guarantees that both teams would qualify.

In the case of the second scenario previously mentioned, the introduction of penalty shootouts doesn't change the likelihood of any shenanigans because no games were drawn.

There is another problem with introducing penalty shootouts. Lets say Australia draws 1-1 with Germany but loses the penalty shootout. Germany then beats Ghana. Australia then draw 1-1 with Ghana in the last game, Ghana wins the penalty shooutout 9-8 with their goalkeeper scoring the winning penalty and in some way making up for the loss in the 2015 African Cup of Nations.

So Germany and Ghana progress despite Australia not losing a game. Also Australia's record of 2 draws (before the penalty shootouts) stands in comparison to Ghana's record of one draw and one loss. I fear it would bring about more games like the 1986 European Cup final between Barcelona and Steaua Bucharest where one teams decides their best chance of a victory is to try for a 0-0 draw and then win the penalty shootout.

There is another downside to penalty shootouts, especially if like me you are a England fan.

After going through these short comings I think that if there is a move to a 48 team tournament then it really has to be with 12 groups of 4.

So where will the extra countries come from? According to the Guardian, Asia & Africa will get an extra 4, Africa 4, North America 3, Europe 3, South America 1.5 & Oceania 0.5. 

That would mean that Europe would have 16 spots, Africa 9, Asia 8.5, South America 7, North America 6.5 & Oceania 1. That would leave a playoff between Asia and North America for one pot. I'm not sure how final these numbers are.

For the 2014 World Cup this might have meant that the extra qualifiers would have been: Denmark, Austria, Hungary, Venezuela, Senegal, Ethiopia, Tunisia, Egypt (or maybe Burkina Faso might have replaced one of these African teams), Jordan, Uzbekistan, Oman, Qatar, New Zealand, Panama & Jamaica. The last spot would have filled by either Guatemala, El Salvador, Canada, Lebanon or Iraq.

Not much chance that the winners would have come from one of teams. well unless Lord Bendtner played like how he thinks he normally plays. However if we want the came to continue to develop outside of Europe and South America more spots need to be given to countries from outside of these regions.

Below is a brief summary the structure used for each World Cup. My rating is just in regard to the structure of the tournament, although not taking into account the composition of the countries that competed.


1930

13 teams
South America 7, Europe 4 & North America 2
Format: 1 group of 4 & 3 groups of 3. Winners of groups into semi finals. Then a final
Number of knockout games: 3
Were the last group games played at the same time? Only relevant for one group: no
My rating: 7. 13 is a horrible number run a fair tournament with. I probably would have gone with the top 2 from each group qualified, seeing that 6 of the teams who traveled to Uruguay only played 2 games.
Fact: Of the 18 games played there were no draws. Indeed only 8 of the 18 games had a 2 goal or less winning margin.

1934

16 teams
Europe 12, South America 2, North America 1 & Africa 1
Format: Straight knockout
Number of knockout games: 15
Were the last group games played at the same time? Not relevant
My rating: 3. I like knock out games, but not to have a group stage which meant that 8 teams only had one game.

1938

15 teams
Europe 12, South America 1, North America 1 & Asia 1.
Format: Straight knockout
Number of knockout game: 14
Were group games played at the same time? Not relevant
My rating: 2.5 (half a point less than 1934 for having 15 teams)
Fact: Austria qualified, but being in 1938 they unified with Germany. FIFA in their infinite wisdom decided to not to invite another team

1950

13 teams
Europe 6, South America 5 & North America 2
2 groups of 4, 1 group of 3 and 1 group of 2. Winners into a final group of 4. No final.
Number of knockout game: 1
Were group games played at the same time? Two teams had 4 teams. One group did.
My rating: 0. There were withdrawals. However to have 2 groups of 4, 1 of 3 and another of 2 was ridiculous. The only knockout game was the game between Uruguay & Bolivia in the only game in group 4. Then there was no final, instead there was a round robin. Luckily the top 2 teams played in the last game.

1954

16 teams

Europe 12, South America 2, North America 1 & Asia 1.
Format: 4 groups of 4. Top 2 into the quarter finals. Each team played 2 games in the group not 3. No goal difference (playoff games used). Knockout from then.
Number of knockout game: 9 (including 2 playoff games at the group stage)
Were group games played at the same time? Yes
My rating: 6. A big markdown for each team not playing each other in the group stage, However they had the good sense not to use goal difference to determine the second team to qualify. Two groups had playoffs and in both cases this was the second match between these sides (and in both cases the same team won)

1958

16 teams

Europe 12, South America 3, North America 1
Format: 4 groups of 4. Top 2 into the quarter finals. No goal difference (playoff games used). Knockout from then.
Number of knockout games: 10 (including 3 playoff games at the group stage)
Were group games played at the same time? Yes for 3 groups (and therefore no for one group)
My rating: 9. Almost perfect. To use playoff games rather than goal difference was the only negative (although with England & the Soviet Union having exactly the same goal difference a playoff was the best option to separate them).

1962, 1966 & 1970

16 teams

1962: Europe 10, South America 5 & North America 1
1966: Europe 10, South America 4, North America 1 & Asia 1
1970: Europe 9, South America 3, North America 2, Africa 1 & Asia 1.
Format: 4 groups of 4. Top 2 into the quarter finals. Goal difference used. Knockout from then.
Number of knockout games: 7
Were group games played at the same time? No
My rating: 9 - loses a point for not having the last group games played at the same time.

1974 & 1978

16 teams

1974: Europe 9, South America 4, North America 1, Africa 1 & Oceania 1
1978: Europe 10, South America 3, North America 1, Africa 1 & Asia 1.
Format: 4 groups of 4. Top 2 go through into different 2 groups of 4. Winners into the final.
Number of knockout games: 1
Were group games played at the same time? Yes for 4 of the 6 groups & no for 2 groups
My rating: 4. FIFA after having almost a perfect structure for the previous World Cups (only let down by not having simultaneous kick offs for the last round of group games) changed the format this year. This system does lead to more games (6 more).
1974: This system does lead to more games (6 more), however, the games lose meaning (East Germany vs Argentina and Sweden vs Yugoslavia in the second group stages were pointless games). FIFA got lucky in that the top 2 teams in each of the second lot of group games met in the last match which turned the games into defacto semi finals. The lack of knockout games is a major step backwards.
1978: The lack of not playing all of the group games at the same time had a serious impact on the tournament. In the first of the group in the second stage the last 2 games were played at the same time. However in the second group they were not. Going into the last game between Argentina & Peru, Brazil had 5 points and a goal difference of +5 and Argentina had 3 points and a goal difference of +2. Argentina knew they had to win by 4 goals to qualify for the final. In rather dubious circumstances Argentina won 6-0. Brazil were knocked out after being unbeaten in their 6 games

1982

24 teams

Europe 14, South America 4, North America 2, Africa 2, Asia 1 & Oceania 1
Format: 6 groups of 4. The top progress. Then 4 groups of 3. Winners into the semi finals.
Number of knockout games: 3
Were group games played at the same time? No
My rating: 5. The first real expansion in World Cup history (the first tournament did only have 13 teams but this was less due to design than to a lack of interest by European countries). The re-introduction of semi finals was an improvement. However the second group stage was a misstep, although luckily all of the last 4 matches of this stage were meaningful games and the Italy vs Brazil game is one of the clssic World Cup games. England, like Brazil in 1978, reached the second stage of the World Cup and were knocked out despite being unbeaten. Also the problem of not playing the last round of group games at the same stage again reared it's ugly head in the match between West Germany & Austria.

1986, 1990 & 1994

24 teams

1986 & 1990: Europe 14, South America 4, North America 2, Africa 2 & Asia 2.
1994:  Europe 13, South America 4, Africa 3, North America 2 & Asia 2.
Format: 6 groups of 4. The top 2 teams from each qualify plus the 4 best third place finishers. Knockout from there.
Number of knockout games: 15
Were group games played at the same time? Yes
My rating: 8. It's difficult to have a great format with 24 teams, but this is probably the best option. I'm not a fan of some third place teams qualifying and others not (especially as even one win at the group stage would have seen a team qualify so the teams who drew say Canada were virtually ensured of making the final 16). However there isn't an obvious alternative. Of the 4 teams who qualified as the 3rd best teams, 3 were knocked out at the next stage and Belgium made it all the way to semi finals when they fell to the brilliance of Diego Maradona.
Opinion: 1986 is probably the best World Cup ever. There were as many as 10 teams who made the final 16 who could have been considered serious chances of winning the tournament (Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Denmark, England, France, Italy, the Soviet Union, Spain & West Germany). In the end the brilliance of Diego Maradona proved vital in securing Argentina's victory.

1998, 2002, 2006, 2010 & 2014

32 teams

1998 & 2002: Europe 15, South America 5, Africa 5, Asia 4 & North America 3.
2006: Europe 14, Africa 5, South America 4, Asia 4, North America 4 & Oceania 1 (Australia were part of Asia when the tournament took place but qualified through Oceania).
2010: Europe 13, Africa 6, South America 5, Asia 4, North America 3 & Oceania 1
2014: Europe 13, South America 6, Africa 5, Asia 4 & North America 4.
Format: 8 groups of 4. The top 2 teams qualify for the knockout stage. Knockout from there.
Number of knockout games: 15
Were group games played at the same time? Yes
My rating: 10. A almost perfect system. A minimum of 3 games per team. Lots of knockout games.








Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Around The World

My favourite songs from different countries around the world. Dominated by songs from the 1980s.

I have only included songs that I really like, so for instance there is no place for Los Del Rio's Macarena

Australia. A fairly straightforward choice Wide Open Road by the Triffids. A song that the first time I heard sounded like a classic,,,and still does. A beautiful song, where the pain of the singer is laid bare. 

I wake up in the morning
Thinking I'm still by your side
I reach out just to touch you
Then I realise

It's a wide open road

It beat out Travelling (Ups & Downs). Plenty of others that would have made choices: Know Your Product (The Saints); The Way I Made You Feel (Ed Kuepper), Pressure Sway (The Machinations), One Perfect Day (Little Heroes), Streets Of Your Town (The Go-Betweens), Berlin Chair (You Am I), Suspicion Bells (Effigy) and Pedestrian At Best (Courtney Barnett).

Austria. Not a county I know a lot about musically. It came down to which Falco song I chose. And the winner is Der Kommissar. It was released at the same time as an English version by After the Fire and did much better in the charts (and rightly so). 

It also led to one of the better moments in Scrubs.

Belgium. Ce Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand

Brazil. I only came across Brazilian punk about a year ago. Have listened to a bit since and it's pretty damn good. Punk was very much a working/marginalised class music, so I suppose it's understandable that Brazil would produce some good punk.

Not being able to understand the lyrics doesn't really hurt it, as it then just becomes about the power of the music. 

I'll pick Panico Em SP by Inocentes as my favourite.

I do like Seu Jorge's Bowie covers, but I am trying to avoid covers (with one exception).

Canada. A country that seems that has produced lots of great acts (Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen & Neil Young). And a lot more that are truly awful (Avril Lavigne, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Nickelback etc). 

Another fairly simple choice Echo Beach - Martha and the Muffins. A song that sounds great from the opening beats and still sounds as good as when it was released. A wonderful song about wanting to be in a place you love rather than having to put up with the drudgery of work. I used to really love this song when I worked for Centrelink.

England. The most difficult choice just through the sheer volume of songs that I like. Starting with my favourite bands/singers: The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill (The Beatles), Waterloo Sunset (The Kinks), I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself (Dustry Springfield), Life On Mars (David Bowie), Working Class Hero (John Lennon), Start! (The Jam), She's Lost Control (Joy Division), The Magnificent Seven (The Clash), Open Your Heart (Human League), The Perfect Kiss (New Order), A Forest (The Cure), World In My Eyes (Depeche Mode), Uncertain Smile (The The), Greetings To The New Brunette (Billy Bragg), Big Mouth Strikes Again (The Smiths), Everyday Is Like Sunday (Morrissey) & I Wanna Be Adored (The Stone Roses). Of these I'm going to plumb for The Perfect Kiss.

Then there are the songs from others: Tin Soldier (The Small Faces), Golden Brown (The Stranglers), Spellbound (Siouxsie & The Banshees), Fade to Grey (Visage), Free World (Kirsty MacCall), This Mess We're In (PJ Harvey & Thom Yorke), Little Lion Man (Mumford & Sons) & Rolling In the Deep (Adele).

In the end it came down two others. I came across Buoy by Mick Karn & David Sylvian on the B side to Sylvian's Let The Happiness in. Two members of Japan, a band who broke up just when the looked on the verge of success in large part because Sylvian moved in with Karn's girlfriend. They did some work together after Japan split and years later recorded even recorded another Japan album. Written by Mick Karen Buoy apparently reached #63 in the UK charts in 1987. It deserved much better. I find the switch from the verses to the chorus a bit clunky and that cost it the top spot.

Which leaves Temptation by Heaven 17. Two thirds of the band came from another favourite of mine, The Human League. Temptation is a classic pop song, big sound, some interesting lyrics, searing vocals and works up tempo as the song progresses. And it was used in Trainspotting.

France. Daft Punk would be my favourite band to come out of France, however my favourite song goes to I'll Kill Her by Soko

It's hard to do humour in pop/rock without turning into a novelty song. Brilliant executed in showing how nuts the singer is, you can't help but think the bloke who was the object of her love made a great decision not to call her back.

Germany. I'm not a fan over the overblown or stadium rock songs/band. For instance I really don't like Queen and Bohemian Rhapsody is the embodiment of overblown rock songs I don't like.

I also tend to think most movies run too long. No love story should ever run more than 100 minutes, because that's all Casablanca needed and I doubt anyone will ever make a better love story movie.

However, I am a fan of the overblown pop song. Clocking in at almost 10 minutes is Sea Of Time by the Rainbirds. The longest song to 'win' and probably the most obscure. 

99 Luft Ballons (Nena) and Tour de France (Kraftwerk) were considered.

Iceland. This was the closest choice and might have been the best 2 way battle since Bonecrusher and Our Waverly Star in the 1986 WS Cox Plate (I was on Our Waverly Star that day). 

Probably my 2 favourite acts from the last decade or so have been from Iceland, Sigur Ros and Emiliana Torrini. It was hard enough deciding on my favourite songs from each. I decided upon 2 of their most well known Hoppipolla (Sigur Ros) and Sunny Road (Emiliana Torrini)

Hoppipolla is musically brilliant. Sung part in Icelandic and part in a made up language, I think the fact that we don't understand the lyrics really helps Sigur Ros. Their music is truly beautiful and the listener can make up what the song is about.

Sunny Road is a beautiful song, a love letter to an old flame, where the singer looks back on her life and expresses her regret at choices made and asks for one more chance to a person they haven't seen in quite a while. At the end we don't know how it turns out.

Listening to both now I was tempted to call a dead heat, but I don't want to wuss out. And therefore Hoppipolla races into music immortality. Bjork's Army Of Me completes the trifecta.

Ireland.I did want to avoid covers. However Sinead O'Connor's version of Nothing Compares 2 U is just too to ignore (and the original is barely known). The pain in Sinead's voice is clearly evident. Probably the best song Prince ever wrote. Plus it has a wonderful video.

Rat Trap (Boomtown Rats) is also fantastic and I'm a big fan of Summer In Siam by The Pogues.

Jamaica. I quite like reggae but know shockingly few songs from Jamaica. In the end it was what Bob Marley would I chose and I Shot The Sheriff just beat out Jamming.

Bob's name always appear on list's of celebrity Spurs fans. I think there is little evidence to suggest he really was a Spurs fan, but we've claimed him. And in a list of coolest people to have ever lived, Bob is very close to the top so I'm not going to poop on that parade.


Japan. Forbidden Colours by David Sylvian & Ryuichi Sakamato. Ok this is cheating a bit...well a fair bit. However the music (that Sakamato wrote & played) on this is absolute beautiful.

Netherlands. I'm not a big fan of stadium rock but I do like Radar Love by Golden Earring. If you're going to have a big rock song at least make it fun. 

Good enough to beat Shocking Blue's Venus.

New Zealand, Split Enz would be my favourite band from NZ. 

However the two in the running were Counting The Beat by the Swingers which was edged out by Gasrankinstation by the Headless Chickens. Fantastic how it reveals the story of Ivan, a bloke working at a petrol station whose life sounds unfulfilled. Ivan sounds like a man who would now have supported Brexit and Trump. The music really compliments what is a dark story. 

The Headless Chooks also had another great song with Cruise Control.

Northern Ireland. The great rock songs still sound fresh decades later. And that certainly applies to Gloria by Them.

Her name is G-L-O-R-I-I-I
G-L-O-R-I-A
Gloria!

Norway. I know somebody who traveled to Norway for A-Ha's farewell tour. Now that is devotion. Take on Me was their biggest hit, but my favourite is The Sun Always Shines On TV.

Scotland. Time for another overblown pop song. At almost 8 & 1/2 minutes it's the extended version of Don't Talk To Me About Love by Altered Images. A pop song that is better in the extended format.

Just beats out New Gold Dream by Simple Minds, which wasn't released as a single. However with Promised You A Miracle; Glittering Prize; and Someone, Somewhere in Summertime that was an album with great songs.

Being a cover ruled out Sleeper's version of Atomic.

Sweden. A country that has produced more than it's fair share of great pop songs. 

I'm just old enough to remember Abba winning the Eurovision in 1974 with Waterloo. Abba almost won here with Voulez-Vous. Instead they were beat out by The Cardigans with My Favourite Game. I love the changes of tempo in this.

Switzerland, Oh Yeah by Yello. Probably my least favourite 'winner' but still pretty darn good and an excuse to show some of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 

USA. Otis Redding was taken from us way too early. In my opinion Try A Little Tenderness is just about perfect. I love the way it starts with just Otis singing with him really elongating the words. Then slowly more instruments get added, but that are secondary to Otis's vocals. Then the song speeds up. Otis vocals get quicker. By the end the song has built to a magnificent crescendo. The music is loud. Otis is quickly belting out the words. And the song has a brass section (which always helps).

Atomic by Blondie would have won for any other country. 

Others worthy of some love: Midnight Train To Georgia (Gladys Knight & The Pips - yes, this was a cover, but it's easily the most well known version), Say A Little Prayer (Aretha Franklin), Love Is Like An Itching in My Heart (The Supremes), I Wanna Be Your Dog (The Stooges), Ain't No Sunshine (Bill Withers), Let's Stay Together (Al Green), Hazy Shade Of Winter (Simon & Garfunkel), Because The Night (Patti Smith), Controversy (Prince), Crosseyed & Painless (Talking Heads), Teardrops (Womack & Womack), Candy (Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson), Mockingbirds (Grant Lee Buffalo), Tom's Diner (Suzanna Vega & DNA - DNA who are English did amazing stuff with that song), Disarm (The Smashing Pumpkins), Tomorrow Wendy (Andy Prieboy), Grace (Jeff Buckley - really I could have nominated anything of that album), Professional Widow (Tori Amos), Sleep Now In The Fire (Rage Against The Machine) and Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes).

Wales. Underworld are sort of Welsh. At least one band member is/was Welsh and they were formed in Wales. Anyway I'm going to count them as Welsh. The question then becomes if I pick Underneath The Radar or Born Slippy. Born Slippy has the advantage of being used in Trainspotting, but in the end I plumped for Underneath the Radar.

I do like the Dakota by the Stereophonics and I really should listen to more Los Campinisos! as I like most of the stuff I've heard of theirs (By Your Hand is probably my favourite).